We had four glorious days of freedom and a little taste of the backpacker life we'll be living once we get to Thailand -- headed North a few hours to Puala Penang, an island off the West coast of Malaysia. We covered a lot of ground in four days, so this is our attempt to give you the short and sweet version of it... just keep in mind I write for a living. So it isn't that short, but it is sweet.
Night one, stayed at the Red Heritage Inn hostel on Love Lane -- ate stir fry and mushroom pizza at Micke's Place. If you're around the area, go there. Now. We bummed around Georgetown's historical district -- Fort Cornwallis, Town Hall, saw some gorgeous Chinese temples, Little India and Chinatown. Oh, and shout out to Sarah & Alex (as a unit), we stopped by a little gem on Chulia Street, the Reggae Bar. The beers were pricey, but the Rasta colors were bright!

Tuesday -- train ride up, straight up, Penang Hill in the pouring rain. Explored around the top for a bit, got lost in town on the way back down and ended up eating some questionable "vegetarian" lunch. Wasn't meat. Wasn't good. Wasn't sure what it was. Bus to Batu Ferringgi... couldn't find any of the places we had planned to stay at or eat at. Neither could any of the locals... still undecided if these places exist. Ended up splurging on an air-conditioned room with a bathroom IN it. Big news of the day. Cost us each $17 US -- the big buy of the trip so far. Stellar location, though -- just one block from the beach. Ate dinner in a giant wooden ship, called The Ship, and a bunch of Malaysians dressed like sailors watched us eat... we were the only patrons.

We spent the next few hours trolling up and down the biggest night market to be seen. Literally miles of stands popped up out of nowhere and were gone again the next morning. It was like the boardwalk on steroids, on wheels, on a budget. Snagged some bargains for sure. So when you get a nice Prada handbag from me for Christmas... it's fake. And it cost me roughly $10. You're welcome.

Day three -- enjoyed our "free" breakfast at the guesthouse. Warm milk and coco puffs? Maybe it's a cultural thing? Strolled across the street onto the beach - finally! Got offered "special price for you" from about nine different guys renting jet skis and parasailing trips. Thanks, we're good. We may or may not have spent a little time in the Holiday Inn beachfront resort. Only to be politely asked to leave as we obviously weren't dressed the part of rich, white, retired British folks. A.k.a all other guests. The pool did feel nice for that first five minutes. Oh, also -- sights you think you'll never see (but we did) -- multiple Muslim women in full burkas dangling from a parasail over the ocean. And on jet skis. Literally, only their eyes are showing, their husbands are shirtless and wearing swim trucks and their buzzing around the waves together. We were alarmed, let's get serious. Puts a whole new spin on things, really.

May or may not have gotten less politely asked to leave a few other resorts we wandered as well. We plead the fifth. Ate an absurd amount of fresh fruit for lunch and got our feet cleaned by fish at a spa. Google it, it's the new hot thing. Plus, it only cost a buck. Got a little sun on the poor-peoples' area of the beach and bused back to Love Lane. Red Inn again, Micke's again.
Woke up to a better breakfast Thursday morning... our $7 hostel tab proved much tastier than those coco puffs by the sea. Packed up and headed to Komplex Komtar to buy a bus ticket back to Ipoh. Arrival time on the ticket read 12 p.m. Arrival time in reality -- 1 p.m. Must have been that stop we made at the gas station (yeah, in our charter bus) to fuel up? Gas is cheaper here but it doesn't pump any faster. Anyway, made it back to Harvest Haven.
Counting the days til we're back on the sweet, sweaty freedom trail to Thailand. Stay tuned. B+S